Apes = Bastards.

Apes. What's that about? Lets face it, apes are just fuckin' hangers on. Oh aye, great in the jungle, but how would long would one last living down Sauchiehall Street in Glasgow? What was the last album you bought made by an ape? When did an ape last help you across the road? Or buy you a pint?

No, what really gets me about apes is this. If, as they say, man decended from apes - then why the fuck have we still got apes? You've done your job Mr Ape, created a higher level species, now just fuck off.