A little piece of grumpiness on t'web (#1)
Meat Pies
I mean, what is the fuckin' deal here? A meat pie? Why are you being so vague, Mr Shopkeeper? When I go to a restaurant, and look at their menu, I see specifics - lamb, pork, beef, chicken and so on. But no. Oh no, not you. You want to sell me a meat pie. Ok, yes, you also have a pork pie available, but I notice that it apparently costs extra for a pie with named-animal filling. So why? If it's pork and beef, sell me a pork and beef pie. Is it actually the case that selling something called a "suet, hoof, lip, scrapings, rusk and a few flakes of actual ungulant flesh pie" may not be idea of the year?
Tell us the truth, or stop. Just stop.
I mean, what is the fuckin' deal here? A meat pie? Why are you being so vague, Mr Shopkeeper? When I go to a restaurant, and look at their menu, I see specifics - lamb, pork, beef, chicken and so on. But no. Oh no, not you. You want to sell me a meat pie. Ok, yes, you also have a pork pie available, but I notice that it apparently costs extra for a pie with named-animal filling. So why? If it's pork and beef, sell me a pork and beef pie. Is it actually the case that selling something called a "suet, hoof, lip, scrapings, rusk and a few flakes of actual ungulant flesh pie" may not be idea of the year?
Tell us the truth, or stop. Just stop.
posted by Jay Roller at
11:46 pm
1 Comments:
i vote for stopping ! or, maybe on second thoughts, better to eat than go to waste... so yes; what's in your 'meaty' pie shopkeeper ?? any meat ?
poo pie
as for the pork pie ? may be pig based ... but only just
keep on ranting man ! (my blog idea started as rants, photos, stories, etc ... but it's so much easier to just post a pic or two every day or so!!)
:D
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MrC, at 18 Nov 2005, 06:58:00
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